I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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