Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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