I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
there is glitter all over my balls
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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