He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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