All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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