she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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