you would pick up someone in the library
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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