If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Randomize
