is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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