Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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