Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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