The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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