just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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