I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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