Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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