she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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