ugly people sure do ruin things
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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