Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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