I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
