My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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