i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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