Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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