I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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