It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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