i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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