Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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