I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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