Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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