i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
