i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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