Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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