i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
