please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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