I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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