I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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