last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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