Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize