i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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