nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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