I hate your face
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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