IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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