Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize