girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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