Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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