If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Randomize
