I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Everything about him screamed your future.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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