so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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