love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Enjoy the penises
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
