just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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