We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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