your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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