That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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