You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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