school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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